lindsaylohoean:

talking to a non tumblr user about tumblr more like

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(via 17smiles)


heavenhael:

theoreticallytrue:

When a stranger mentions my fandom in front of my friends and I

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#THAT ZOOM WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT THAT EVER HAPPENED ON THIS SHOW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST (via dweebdean)

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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squldward:

good-vibes-set-in:

dreamitstheonlywayout:

THIS IS SO CUTE ASDFGHJNUGJEBFBFI

LOOK AT THE LAST ONE. LOOK HOW DAMN HAPPY HE IS OMFG

I HAVE A BIG CRUSH CRUSH CRUSH ON YOU

(via 17smiles)


headfirstforieros:

frankwantstheg:






tastes like
free healthcare


 
tastes like
FREEDOM 



tastes like moose



tastes like
leprechauns



Taste’s like you

only sweeter

tastes like

lies

I WAS LAUGHING THEN I WAS CRYING

headfirstforieros:

frankwantstheg:

tastes like

free healthcare

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tastes like

FREEDOM 

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tastes like moose

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tastes like

leprechauns

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Taste’s like you

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only sweeter

tastes like

lies

I WAS LAUGHING THEN I WAS CRYING

(via 17smiles)


theslowesthnery:

alstor:

dekarichan:

it never ends

My whole life in a gif.

theslowesthnery:

alstor:

dekarichan:

it never ends

My whole life in a gif.

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(via 17smiles)


amporasses:

oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together

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shakespeaker:

tessanetting:

annabellioncourt:

SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.

HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.

NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,

BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.

BOW DOWN.

GET THEE… TO A PUNNERY.

(via 17smiles)


crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

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zackisontumblr:

who got to decide what words are swear words

(via 17smiles)


unconditions:

i love listening to a song repeatedly until i hate it

(via 17smiles)


psyducked:

I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name

(via 17smiles)


sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

(via 17smiles)


tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

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loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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